Started getting myself all excited for the bottle kicking this year… I’ve got the afternoon off my placement so I’m going to drive along there for a couple of hours.
Turns out Richard III was buried under my school’s car park. Guys, I have hit the king of England with a football.
I was in a tunnel.
I will happily stand in between carriages if it means I don’t have to sit next to someone on the train.
You describe Harborough as a “dull town” in your sidebar.
Cuts me real deep, bro.