i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”
"you can’t be asexual humans have an instinctual need to mate"
"lol r u plant do u reproduce by budding?"
"you just haven’t found the right person"
"have you seen a doctor?"
"you’re just trapped in the closet"
"cool. wanna get pizza?"
Water. Earth. Fire. Air. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.
i hope you get to fuck somebody to an arctic monkeys song
JKR has released new Lockhart info AND IT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED TBH I’VE BEEN WAITING LIKE 2 YEARS FOR THIS DAY
we fucked up
fuck the world this post is queued and I can guarantee it will still be relevant when it posts
We’ve been here all of four minutes and you guys have already forgotten everything I said! Party huddle, stat!